adapting my brain

Sometimes there are movies that most people don't watch, but that mostly all film-people watch. And then there's ADAPTATION, which most film-people and every single screenwriter ever watches, because it's by Charlie Kaufman and he's a writer's writer, writing about a writer. This is the opening sequence. It's also my brain... except for the male pattern baldness. I repeat, I am not male pattern baldnessing. Not one bit.