not funny

My "friend" Austin the Actor says my posts aren't funny anymore, and that they're unfocused and unclear as well. Mostly he's just jealous because he's lazy and hasn't kept up with his own writing (too busy chasing a girl), but here's the deal. I've decided to try to fix this by writing a post that is really funny because it's so unfocused. In an hour and a half I'm getting my wisdom teeth out, so I'm going to try to come back and write something while I'm still really stoned. We'll see...